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By now, we have completely forgotten what the initial statement was supposed to have been, but all I managed to hear out of it was:
"Vampire butt chewing?"On the plus side, a great deal of Conficcage was written last night. Somewhere amidst the underwear jokes, really bad Chaosfics (and amazingly enough, we discovered that the old Chaosfic list had not in fact been destroyed. Gloriously bad pun-ridden titles, they return!!) and the Hysteria rants, I think we've got a plotline!
[Cue the Confic hype!]
Narrator: "As the Fanboys debated the finer points of alcohol abuse, the door to the laundry room was thrown open and a small tan-and-white hamster came running out, screaming and waving a pair of boxers over her head."Ebichu: "EMERGENCY, DECHU! EMERGENCY, DECHU!"Carnage: "Oh great... what the hell do you want now, Ebichu?"Hotaru: "You guys have a hamster for a housekeeper?"Pesti: "She works for cheese. With all the repairs we have to make, she's all we can afford.”Demolition: “So what is it, Ebichu?”Ebichu: “Ebichu was washing the Fanboys laundry, dechu! She used the new washing machine in there...”Mayhem: “Wait, what new washing machine?”Carnage: “The only new machine in there is that Decepticon I was fixing...”Demolition: “You gave our laundry to Megatron?!”Ebichu: “He converted the clothes to Energon cubes and left, dechu!”^-^ See?
Labels: Chaosfic, Confic 07, Decepticons stole my laundry, vampire butt chewing
posted by Phillip at 7:58 AM
